Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
    Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
    30 seconds before the MJ trailer:I really just want this trailer it's all I really need
    30 seconds after:Alright where's the fucking movie


hello, 911? there was no peeta mellark in that goddamn trailer and i need an ambulance right now